Holy Springfield!

Yes, I meant to get to bed early tonight, but there's just too much dang entertaining crap on the Internet. And I thought TV was evil.

So, I was finishing up some thoughts on my recent trip to Washington State's San Juan Islands (more to come), when I came across the most fabulous website that allows you to Simpsonize yourself. Yes, folks, this is the most fun, procrastination-worthy site since the genius of The Wedding Crashers' "Crash This Trailer" site.

And lo, Jenna Simpson is born.